A little boy from Ohio

There once was a boy who dreamed big and his name was Dennis. He grew up and was a mayor of Cleveland and then moved on to Congress representing his state. He voted on issue, mostly liberal, and to the public (at least the right) was on the wrong side of the fence. He decided to run for President. I don't recall how many times, but he was always bullied, and pestered. Then one day he found his wits and dropped out.

Well Dennis, there is always 2012. I'm laughing right now.